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Mountain Primal R.E.D. Tee
Mountain Primal's Remember Everyone Deployed team shirt. Veterans run our machine shop,...
Mountain Primal Grey Tee
Want to show off your sweat stains from your crossfit class or flat-earther meetings? ...
Eat Meat, Or Die Tee
It's not a revolutionary idea. Eating meat provides the nutrients you need to get stro...
Mountain Primal Black Tee
The perfect shirt for a cattle drive, crashing a liberal DNC party, or grocery run. Gr...
I Love Vegans Black Tee
We do. We promise.
Mountin' Primal Tee
Here at Mountain Primal we let our bulls take care of their business the old-fashioned ...
Get Dirty Brown Tee
Don't wait around for life to happen. Get out there and get dirty!
I Love Vegetarians Medium Rare Tee
They come in all shapes and sizes, but as long as you don't walk away from the skillet ...
I Want You To Eat Meat Tee
Uncle Sam asks a lot, but we're more than ready for this latest recruitment effort.
I Love Vegans White Tee
Absolutely no one loves vegans more than all of us here at Mountain Primal. We buy all...
Mountain Primal White Tee
Ten out of ten ranch hands agree: You will get laid in this shirt.
Mountain Primal White V-Neck
Show off your Mountain Primal team pride with this v-neck that's ready for the spring a...