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Mountain Primal Black Tee

$28.99

The perfect shirt for a cattle drive, crashing a liberal DNC party, or grocery run.  Gr...

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Mountain Primal Breakfast and Dinner Box

Regular price Retail: $89.99 sale: $79.99

This is the box for the discerning couple that loves breakfast-in-bed and an amazing st...

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Mountain Primal Burger Lover's Box

Regular price Retail: $59.99 sale: $49.99

Need to stock up on beef for your spring and summer cookouts, parties, and ball games? ...

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Mountain Primal Coffee Cup

$7.99

We've fired the guy who ordered these from China.  American coffee mugs coming soon.

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Mountain Primal Drinking Glass

$9.99

We've had some long nights testing the efficacy of these drinking glasses.  After sever...

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Mountain Primal Flag

$44.99

Fly that flag!  Show the vegans in your town that you won't give up the ship.

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Mountain Primal Gift Card

From $50.00

Give the gift of badass, quality Highland Beef, now in card form.

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Mountain Primal Grey Tee

$28.99

Want to show off your sweat stains from your crossfit class or flat-earther meetings?  ...

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Mountain Primal Printed Logo Trucker Hat

$19.99

Keep the sun out of your eyes and look like a badass while doing it.  We don't think yo...

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Mountain Primal R.E.D. Tee

$28.99

Mountain Primal's Remember Everyone Deployed team shirt. Veterans run our machine shop,...

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Mountain Primal Steak Lover's Box

Regular price Retail: $189.99 sale: $169.99

Here at the ranch there's no time to screw around, and we know there are plenty of othe...

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Mountain Primal White Tee

$28.99

Ten out of ten ranch hands agree: You will get laid in this shirt.

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